What is going on here?

With the economy going to hell in a hand basket, the new administration nationalizing the entire American economy, to say nothing of nuclear missiles flying out of North Korea and young ladies being gunned down in the street in Teheran, I have to ask the question. Just what is going on in this picture? Apparently, a man and a woman are occupying separate tubs, presumably sans clothing. While the gent seems to be staring off into space, the lady is looking his way while reaching out to touch the lad suggestively. But what is she suggesting? Honey, pass the soap? Why are they occupying separate bath tubs? If the gent has used the prescribed medicine, why is he sitting in such a docile state instead of persuing the object of his lust, his manhood in full flower. Perhaps they're in separate tubs because of the dreaded four hour erection? Perhaps they are relaxing after employing the little rejuvenating pill. Maybe she has had all of our hero that she can stand. By itself, however, this picture asks more questions than it answers.

But, just where in the world do you find side by side claw foot bath tubs, placed strategically on a deck over looking the broad ocean? What do you say to the plumber who has shown up to perform the installation? "Yeah Guido, right out there on the deck, side by side. How hard can it be to run those pipes out there?" "Guido, whay are you looking at me like that?"

And how does a middle-aged couple arrive in the side by side tubs? "Honey, I have a great idea. Let's get naked and hop into the side by side tubs. I'm not sure what will happen after that, but it sounds great, huh?"