In a continuing effort to explain just what is happening in this picture, Pizza Night considers yet another explanation………….
Lady: Sweetie…Do we have to sit in separate bathtubs all night again? Wouldn’t it be nice if,
you know, we got in the same bathtub? It could be reeeeally nice.
Dude: Darling, I just took the little magic pill and I’m waiting for it to work, you know, to be
re-invigorated like the 58 year old bull I used to be.
Lady: But dear, you are a bull. Why are we in separate tubs? I could be, ahh, helping with your
re-invigoration, couldn’t I?
Dude: How should I know, my dear. This is what the beautiful people do on the advertisement. They sit in separate tubs and look at the sunset. Everyone must do it, I’ve seen it on TV.
Lady: But, Homer, I have never seen anything like this done before. I have never even heard of
such a thing before. I seriously doubt if anyone actually does this in real life. Who has two bathtubs sitting side by side on their deck?
Dude: Don’t be silly, Gladys, they have it on TV all the time. Do you think they just made it
up, and cool people don’t always do this? Just because we never heard of it, that doesn’t
mean that cool celebrities don’t do it. They must. Why else would they have it on TV?
We’ve just led sheltered lives.
Lady: Are you some kind of dope?. No one sits in a separate freaking tub with his date in
another one. Do you think I got naked to sit in a separate tub, you moron? Tell you
what, DEAR, you just sit in your bathtub right there, and if something comes up, you
can handle it yourself, in your own little tub. I’M GONE………
Lady: Sweetie…Do we have to sit in separate bathtubs all night again? Wouldn’t it be nice if,
you know, we got in the same bathtub? It could be reeeeally nice.
Dude: Darling, I just took the little magic pill and I’m waiting for it to work, you know, to be
re-invigorated like the 58 year old bull I used to be.
Lady: But dear, you are a bull. Why are we in separate tubs? I could be, ahh, helping with your
re-invigoration, couldn’t I?
Dude: How should I know, my dear. This is what the beautiful people do on the advertisement. They sit in separate tubs and look at the sunset. Everyone must do it, I’ve seen it on TV.
Lady: But, Homer, I have never seen anything like this done before. I have never even heard of
such a thing before. I seriously doubt if anyone actually does this in real life. Who has two bathtubs sitting side by side on their deck?
Dude: Don’t be silly, Gladys, they have it on TV all the time. Do you think they just made it
up, and cool people don’t always do this? Just because we never heard of it, that doesn’t
mean that cool celebrities don’t do it. They must. Why else would they have it on TV?
We’ve just led sheltered lives.
Lady: Are you some kind of dope?. No one sits in a separate freaking tub with his date in
another one. Do you think I got naked to sit in a separate tub, you moron? Tell you
what, DEAR, you just sit in your bathtub right there, and if something comes up, you
can handle it yourself, in your own little tub. I’M GONE………
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